But… I had to share this one just for sheer fucking stupidity.

I was auditioning to be on this Australian porn site… I can’t remember the name, oh yeah abby winters. They have an age limit that is 26. I was in their office applying and pretending to be 21, when they said they wanted to shoot me I stood up and screamed “HAHA jokes on you! I’m 26!! And I think porn is gross!” and ran out while all the other aspiring models clapped.

{I just checked their site, 25 is the age limit, I’M ANCIENT!!!}